Don’t friendzone me,
the worst fuckin thing is
“oh you sing? are you a good singer? SING SOMETHING FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“do you draw? you do? DRAW ME”
“you write? MAKE ME A CHARACTER IN YOUR STORY”
“you act? CRY FOR ME RIGHT NOW”
“You speak that language?! Say something in it!”
“you murder? KILL ME RIGHT NOW”
The last one seems more doable
My cosplay as Amethyst!
My Blog: http://jayythepanduh.tumblr.com/
OMG NO THATS TOO GOOD TEACH ME HOW TO BE THIS FABULOUS
this is real life actual Amethyst irl
Did they just disappear a troll out of this plane of existence?
STOP IT STOP IT NOW THIS IS SO VERY WRONG
this is beautiful
I LOVE IT
Please fire me.
"Can I get a hamburger with cheese?"
"Okay, so one cheeseburger anything else for you?"
"NO! I said I wanted a hamburger with cheese!”
"Sir, a hamburger with cheese is a cheeseburger."
"No it’s not." *Drives to my window.*
"I’d like to speak to your manager about your lack of knowledge and piss poor attitude. I’m definitely not coming back to this restaurant again."