if u ever think ur bored just remember that somebody somewhere is typing up the terms and conditions
i don’t want a boyfriend i just want multiple attractive boys to constantly give me attention
Break an expensive vase
Kiss Kiss Where Do I Sign?
drive thru employees
they are sick of your nonsense
I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!!
do you ever see a picture of your internet friend for the first time and you just kinda think
it appears i have accidentally befriended a beauty goddess.